Miri, inquisitively: Mommy, how old are you?
Mommy, curiously: 45
Miri, matter-of-factly: Oh, well, you're just about ready to die. Yup. That's it!
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Miri, from the front pew of the church during Nana's funeral Mass: Who's the bed for?
Mommy, mortified: Nana, honey. For her eternal rest.
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Aleaha, after the Mass: What do you call those boys in the black and white robes?
Mommy, educationally: They are Altar Boys. They assist the Priest.
Aleaha: Hmm. Can girls do that?
Mommy: Yes, sure.
Aleaha: What about the tall guy in the robes with the gold on it?
Mommy: That's the Priest. We call him Father.
Aleaha: Can girls do that too?
Mommy: No.
Aleaha, huffy: Well, that's not fair!
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